My grandmother always has several different gossip magazines, newspaper clippings, cartoons, articles, etc., etc., in her purse that she can take out at a moment's notice to show you. Recently, she showed me the Hammacher Schlemmer catalog, which I had never seen before. This is actually very surprising since when I looked up the catalog on Wikipedia, I learned that it was founded in 1848-- the year of my birth.
What makes the catalog great is that it has even more ridiculous overpriced crap than those SkyMall catalogs on airplanes. Here are the Top 10 Products for sale in the Hammacher Schlemmer catalog, or simply the Top 10 New Products, since there really can't be any products better than these. And when I say "better", what I really mean is "worse".